Just Here for the Felonies

Some people show up to keep everyone out of trouble. You’re not one of those people.

I’m Just Here for the Felonies was made for loud bikes, bad influences, questionable decisions, and the kind of nights that turn into stories you probably shouldn’t tell at work.

Stay Feral. Ride Free.

-The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

-Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. 

-Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine: bleach as needed. Tumble dry: low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.